Some neighborhoods decorate for Christmas with twinkly lights and charming wreaths. Not mine.
But Halloween? Hold onto your goblins. The spookier, the better. It’s like the Monsters, Inc. motto: We scare because we care.
Let’s take a walk around my neighborhood into the ghoulish and the macabre.
Disturbing clowns seem to be all the rage this year. This gives me the creeps.
More clowns. The clown heads light up and spin around. *shudder*
Skeleton 1: So, Marty, how’s it hanging? You look like you’re wasting away to nothing.
Skeleton 2: My FitBit is on its last legs. I’m dying to get a new one. It’s hard to get in so many steps per day.
Skeleton 1: I hear you. You know Larry? Trying to cheat the system as usual. He’s got a new way to increase his steps…
After all the gruesome, let’s end on a sweet note.